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A Jar Full of Love & Laughter For A Special Mom
Make Mom smile! This beautiful gift jar is filled with 160 fun and loving messages about motherhood. There are quips from great comedians, quotes from famous writers, and lots of loving sentiments. Every bright little note will make Mom laugh, warm her heart and let her know how much you care. It's a gift that keeps on giving...with new smiles every day.
Sample Quotes:
- "You held my hand a while... you'll hold my heart forever."
- "Alarm clock: a handy little device used to wake up people who have no children."
- "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." - Phyllis Diller
- "Who says worrying doesn't do any good? Most of the things mothers worry about never happen." - Smiles To Go
- "The time to relax is when you don't have time for it." - Sidney J. Harris
- "Making the decision to have a child is momentous — it is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body." - Elizabeth Stone
- "Children are a great comfort in your old age — they can help you reach it faster, too." - Lionel Kauffman
- "A baby sitter is a teenager who comes in to act like an adult while the adults go out and act like teenagers." - Harry Marsh
- "I am a self-made man, but the blueprints came from my mother." - Anonymous
- "My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it." - Mark Twain
- "People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." - Leo J. Burke
- "Kids are tough to understand. They can learn to operate a computer in nothing flat, but it takes them years to figure out how to use a clothes hanger." - Smiles To Go
- "There's nothing wrong with children that reasoning with them won't aggravate." - Smiles To Go
- "It seems like I've spent a lifetime saying, "Sit up straight," "Use your napkin," "Don't talk with your mouth full." Then just when I got my husband trained, the kids came along." - Smiles To Go
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